Comments on: Silver Sluggers http://firegardy.com/2008/11/14/silver-sluggers/ Mismanaging games since 2002 Tue, 31 Jan 2012 15:52:25 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 hourly 1 By: sirsean http://firegardy.com/2008/11/14/silver-sluggers/comment-page-1/#comment-1220 sirsean Fri, 14 Nov 2008 20:00:36 +0000 http://firegardy.com/?p=224#comment-1220 <p>Canada?! This is an outrage! We can't have illegal immigrants coming here and stealing our jobs! He simply cannot be treated like any kind of hero. In order to be treated like a hero, you must be born in America and be a God-Fearing recovering drug addict (or recovering "alcholic," or as I like to call it "person"); exception: you can be a hero if you are foreign-born as long as you are not white. Treating any non-white person as if they are not a hero is racism. This is a rule of media, and we at ESPN follow the rules.</p> <p>Therefore, Jason Morneau can SUCK IT! Dirty foreigner. Get your own home run derby trophy, don't steal Josh "The God Fearer" Hamilton's. And give Kevin Youkilis his Silver Slugger trophy. And give Derek Jeter his 2006 MVP trophy. Thief.</p> Canada?! This is an outrage! We can’t have illegal immigrants coming here and stealing our jobs! He simply cannot be treated like any kind of hero. In order to be treated like a hero, you must be born in America and be a God-Fearing recovering drug addict (or recovering “alcholic,” or as I like to call it “person”); exception: you can be a hero if you are foreign-born as long as you are not white. Treating any non-white person as if they are not a hero is racism. This is a rule of media, and we at ESPN follow the rules.

Therefore, Jason Morneau can SUCK IT! Dirty foreigner. Get your own home run derby trophy, don’t steal Josh “The God Fearer” Hamilton’s. And give Kevin Youkilis his Silver Slugger trophy. And give Derek Jeter his 2006 MVP trophy. Thief.

]]> By: FunBobby http://firegardy.com/2008/11/14/silver-sluggers/comment-page-1/#comment-1219 FunBobby Fri, 14 Nov 2008 19:55:19 +0000 http://firegardy.com/?p=224#comment-1219 <p>and he is from Canada, a country that doesn't believe in HD!</p> and he is from Canada, a country that doesn’t believe in HD!

]]> By: sirsean http://firegardy.com/2008/11/14/silver-sluggers/comment-page-1/#comment-1218 sirsean Fri, 14 Nov 2008 18:56:14 +0000 http://firegardy.com/?p=224#comment-1218 <p>Yes, it's the very same Jason Morneau who tore the heart from the bosom of America by "winning" the home run derby, and spit in the faces of starry eyed children across the country by adamantly and greedily refusing to give the trophy to The Great God-Fearing Josh Hamilton.</p> <p>Look forward to the new special on ESPN (in HD!!!!), "The Jason Morneau Story," which will chronicle, among other things, the period in his life when he was living with Joe Mauer, the questionable circumstances surrounding Mauer's breakup with Miss USA, and Morneau's stance on Proposition 8. It's in HD, by the way.</p> Yes, it’s the very same Jason Morneau who tore the heart from the bosom of America by “winning” the home run derby, and spit in the faces of starry eyed children across the country by adamantly and greedily refusing to give the trophy to The Great God-Fearing Josh Hamilton.

Look forward to the new special on ESPN (in HD!!!!), “The Jason Morneau Story,” which will chronicle, among other things, the period in his life when he was living with Joe Mauer, the questionable circumstances surrounding Mauer’s breakup with Miss USA, and Morneau’s stance on Proposition 8. It’s in HD, by the way.

]]> By: FunBobby http://firegardy.com/2008/11/14/silver-sluggers/comment-page-1/#comment-1217 FunBobby Fri, 14 Nov 2008 18:49:55 +0000 http://firegardy.com/?p=224#comment-1217 <p>Jason Morneau? Wasn't he the guy who stole Josh Hamilton's home run derby title. He is clearly less of a man because he didn't blow is signing bonus on hard drugs, become a junkie, find God, then make it back to the majors and be good. No, he is a loser who invested his money or bought his mother a house or something totally lame like that. Loser.</p> Jason Morneau? Wasn’t he the guy who stole Josh Hamilton’s home run derby title. He is clearly less of a man because he didn’t blow is signing bonus on hard drugs, become a junkie, find God, then make it back to the majors and be good. No, he is a loser who invested his money or bought his mother a house or something totally lame like that. Loser.

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